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A Rant about the Halloween "themed" Oreo Cookies©

do NOT buy the halloween flavoured COOKIES!!!! they do NOT taste like halloween at ALL. They taste like any other ordinary oreo Cookie and it is Stupid. DO NOT FALL FOR THIS SCAM!!!!! if i find the person behind this awful sham i will have to get involved.

the fun man is back

last night i felt an ominous presence in my room, although i couldnt see anything I knew he was here. its like when u get that gut feeling that something is wrong but you cant see anything that is wrong yet. so basically theres this "thing" called fun man and he visits me once in a while. and i dont like it cus he kinda creeps me out? like i usually dont see him but when I do it really gives me a spook! i know hes called the fun man but he doesnt always look like a man. this time when i had an encounter with him, i saw something that is burned into my brain for the rest of my days. i wasnt a fan thats for sure!! Now i dont like to be one to complain too much but i want to know if anyone knows how to get rid of him?? this is as much as i can elaborate on at the moment. after all, its rude to talk about someone who is listening

IM NOT A VEGAN STOP TELLING PEOPLE IM A VEGAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

theres an obsurd amount of "chit-chat" going around in relation to my preference in cuisine. i cannot stand it and you LOSERS need to stop talking about me acting like you know me you dont know me.... and if you keep going like that im going to let out my demon self and I will whoop your sorry butts to the moon and back. if i find one of you stinky slinky lunatics up in my Comments talking about "they totaally eat DISGUSTING tofu burgers and zoodles all day" i will personally come to your house and give you the strongest uppercut anyone in this WORLD has ever witnessed. mark my words and KNOW THAT I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE dont play with me cus I see everything you do. A lot of you don't know that I am digital cryptid that exists only on the internet. what you see on the screen IS ME. YOU ARE LOOKING AT ME. and I am looking at you. i am always looking at you! keep that IN MIND the next time you decide to have MY NAME in YOUR MOUTH.

Yvette websiteAAUUUUGHHH!!!!!!